Passengers say the darndest things!

15 things passengers have said that make your flight crew say WTF!? 

1. "Can I travel with cannabis on me since I'm from California?" 
2. "Do you sleep at the airport on your layovers?"
3. "What lake is that?" (Sir, that is the Pacific Ocean)
4. "What state are we flying over?" 
5. "How do you open the bathroom door?"
6.  "How do you flush the toilet?"
7. "Am I going to make my connecting flight it departs at 5?" (ma'am, we aren't expected to land until 5:30)
8. "Can you call the plane and tell it to wait for me?"
9. "The Co pilot sits next to the Captain to make sure he doesn't die." 
10. "My bag will fit!" (it did not in fact fit) 
11. "The flashing lights on the wings of the plane is how they communicate with other planes sorta like morse code." 
12. "Do you have to pay for the hotel you stay at?"
13. "Are we moving yet?" (Sir, we are currently taxing out to the run way) 
14. "I travel all the time I probably travel more then you."
15. "How do I turn my reading light on?" (Just press the button with the light bulb)