Here is to surviving the holiday travelers!
Prepare yourself for smelly airplanes and flight delays. I am here to tell you holiday season is upon us and it is looking rather different then last year. Unfortunately somethings haven't changed.
FACTS:
- The plane will in fact smell of poop or puke but most likely both. All the new precious babies born this year visiting grandma for the first time will in fact have parents to stressed out about attempting a diaper change in the lavatory. So poop the baby shall sit in for the next 2 hrs. BUT lets not blame the smell all on the precious poop machines the hungover holiday travelers that can't keep there turkey down still roam the friendly skies as they do every year.
- You will be delayed because people's bags don't fit in the overhead bin and they will hide there over stuffed bag at there feet. We will spot it and have to call for a gate agent to get it checked before closing the Aircraft door.
- Someone will get off the plane with a bag that does not belong to them. Most likely it'll be a crew members bag this in fact will cause another delay for the next flight going out . Because it is only on quick turns that bad things happen.
- You're likely to get first class service if you compliment your flight crew and have a token of appreciation. Starbucks gift cards go a long way. One won't work without the other.
Through it all be kind.
CHEERS!!
I once had a woman change her baby's diaper on the fold out food tray on the back of my seat during one flight (eeewwww).
ReplyDeleteI plead guilty to offense number 2 - I once boarded a plane carrying 100 pounds of oranges and grapefruits (two 25 pound bags tied together and draped over each shoulder) in addition to my carry-on bag. The flight attendants should have spanked me!
That people walk off with flight crew members' bags is outrageous.
About the video you embedded above... OMG - you are GORGEOUS, and I love the sound of your voice <3 xx